Mobile

The best city in the United States of America. Home to the select few people who make this country not collapse such as the several people who found a real leprechaun and Antoine Dodson who is currently protecting the whole town from a rapist.

A: Watch this news video from Mobile, Alabama. It's amazing.
B: Of course it is. Mobile is the funniest and greatest place ever.

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Mobile

Derived from the phone service 'Virgin Mobile', used in the place of the word 'Virgin' in awkward situations. The opposite being 'immobile'.

"Patty, are...are you...mobile?"
"Well, actually, I had intercourse with Tom."
"So, I guess you're immobile then."

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Mobilize!!

When someone in a group declares that it is the appropriate time to move from the pregame to the party. It should be periodically shouted in the beginning stages of the route.

"Hey bro, it's like midnight... time to mobilize." "We mobilizing?" Mobilize!!! Wooo aye!! We're mobilizing

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mobile

A codename for virgin, originating from "Virgin Mobile."

Person 1: "Are you mobile?"

Person 2: "Um.... Yeah?"

Person 1: "Haha!"

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Mobil

N. Nexus of the universe for the city of Holland

Lets go to the Mobil and pick up some munchies

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mobile

the sick from a cow-
mo (cow) - bile (sick)

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Mobile

The shittiest band to ever come from Canada, and lots of shitty bands come from Canada. They have terrible songs and their lead singer dances like a fucking guido.

Joe: "I want to just go up on stage while that stupid Mobile bastard is singing and dancing his gay dance and punch him a clean shot right in the jaw."

Mitch: "Oh yeah!"

Joe: "I want to see his jaw actually rip free of his head."

Mitch: "I guess that would be cool."

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