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A type of facial hair that makes men look weird.
Girl 1:Omg he would look better without a moustache
Girl 2:I know
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also referred to as smearing. gathering up a finger or two full of that nasty greeze that forms between the upper inner thigh and scrotum, after a day or two (or more) of not showering, and then wiping or rubbing the finger(s) across the victim's upper lip area, directly under their nose, so as to cause them to have to smell the foul substance.
I gave that dirty bitch a moustache she'll not soon forget.
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Slang for african american person, black person, negro, nigger, etc
This popular trend was started by moustaches themselves, and is quickly catching on
Trust me, EVERYONE is calling black people moustaches
Variants: Moussies, 'Staches
Yo, wats up my moustache
Moustache, what?
Boy do I hate moustaches
Moustaches are really fast
Hey look, a moustache!
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When a moustachio'd fellow is such a douche that his moustachio'd face is said to have a moustache of it's own
That cop was such a tool that his moustache had a moustache!
Bill: What's wrong with Mike?
Steve: Something crawled up his ass, I think his boyfriend made him the power bottom...
Bill: Yeah his moustache has a moustache!
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When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"
1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.
2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.
I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.
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when you ejaculate on to a persons face in the shape of a moustache.
"I want you to give me a yogurt moustache strifetoe"
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