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the term, 'sex', could fit under a variety of labels:
to fuck
to be fucked
to be porked
to stuff the turkey
to get laid
to be bred
to breed
to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused
to hump the honey
to trumpet the clarinet
to ride the saddle
to suck off, or to be sucked
to make love
to inseminate
to ejaculate
to knock the willy wonka into wonderland
to jack off together
to work out harder
to relieve a bad day
to pop the pussy
to pop the asshole
to lay some pipe
to stuff the donut
to physically express shit
to yodel
to moisten the sheets
to moisten the carpet
to moisten the bedsheets
to hide the salami
to pork your lover
to booger the bed
to slam
to get slammed
to dine in the Y
to munch on the rug
to slam the hen
to shoot the sherbert
to reporduce
to bang
to screw
to burry the bone
... and many more.
i want to be fucked in thev pussy like they all say in sex Courtney
"ohhhh really whell i want to fuck and be proked by you too sam"
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To raise a number to the sixth power
2 squared is 4, 2 cubed is 8, and 2 sexed is 64.
If you sex six, the result is 46656
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Why the hell did you search up sex? you're down bad fosho, You and i both know you know and i know what sex is.
Elijah: bro last night i had hare core Sex with iona
Jack: did you nut?
Elijah: hell yeah i did, she's so tight.
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The best thing known to humankind.
Jaya had been in love with Miles the moment she laid eyes on him. Once she got know him she loved his humorful and
kind personality as well as his looks. Miles felt the same for Jaya. Her curves caught his attention in that first class, but he
loved more than her body. All it took was one date. "So, do you want to come over to my house now? " Miles had asked
after their movie was over. "Sure," The entire way there they were both thinkings about sex. Miles's penis was hard.
Should they have sex? Does he/she want to? Is it too soon? Why is he/she so beautiful? The moment the walked into the
empty house Jaya grabbed Miles's hand and pulled him towards his room. Miles smiled and pulled Jaya into a kissed.
Jaya deepened the kissed and pulled Miles down on top of her on the bed. Miles's lips left hers and traced down her
neck, going to the side as he nibbled on her flesh. (is continued into example )
Jaya moaned and the reaction made Miles's cock hurt. He traced
father down her body her collarbone and then he lifted up Jaya's shirt. His hands trace he boobs over the bra but he
wanted more. Jaya could tell and removed her 34c bra. Miles looked at her in awe. Then he put her nipple in his mouth
and she gasped. She cried out his name, wanting him, needing him. She pulled his shirt off aggressively and locked her
mouth with his. The kissed deepened and Miles slowly started to help Jaya pull off her pants. Her G-string was untied
and Miles kissed her stomach and went down to her pussy. His mouth went in her mound and she screamed, moaned,
and chanted his name "MHH MIiles OHH baby!! mhh yes YES!!" She reached for his pants and unzipped him. Once his
boxers her off she massaged his penis in her hand, smiling at his moans. Finally, they couldn't stand to wait any longer
and Miles filled her up with one big thrust. Her ankles curved around his as he thrust faster and faster, not wasting any
more time. The hit their orgasms at the same time and they both screamed. Jaya rolled on top of him and went on full
power humping. He was not prepared and screamed her name. They eventually fell asleep after a long night of sex and
couldn't walk in the morning.
Man bruh, I wish I could be having sex tonight, not looking it up on UrbanDictionary to get horny.
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Enjoy yourself! Please vote. I like dick
They hop on to the bed, all of a sudden he jumps on top of Jenna and they start making, Jenna inspects his teeth with her tounge. Marcus slowly moves his fingers down to her breast and squeezes them, Jenna lets out a moan and starts to wiggle. Marcus starts to pull down her top and unbutton her bra. Jenna reaches down pulling down his boxers and revealing his 9 incher. She then pulls down her thong revealing her Fresh shaved pussy. His large 9 incher started to penetrate into Jennas wet pussy going in and out. Jenna let out a scream and opened her legs for Marcus to go deeper. He felt her vagina pulsing. Jenna then grabbed his dick and started sucking it and blowing. Marcus licked her wet pussy. Jenna felt the cum polishing her teeth. Jenna turned around and this time got on top of Marcus sticking his dick into her moist vagina and riding him as if she was a cowgirl, up and down feeling the cum fill up into her pussy and slowly come out again. Marcus then grabbed her hands to start massaging his ball sacks. His large balls rubbed up against Jennas legs. She felt the hair rubbing against her and her freshly shaved pussy starting leaking with cum. Marcus flipped over on top again going in and out. They rolled onto the floor and Marcus stood up, Still inside Jenna and pinned her against the wall going under her to get the last few inches in. His dick was now fully submerged in her wet vagina and they both fell onto the floor, still inside each other passing out. Sex :P
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Where is your brain? Oh, that's right... it doesn't exist! I cannot believe you are retarded enough to look up "sex" on Urban Dictionary. You can try to get it, but you will never have it, for your micropenis can and will scare all women in a 70-mile radius. Fuck off and watch Pornhub instead. Your school blocked it? Too bad.
Pornhub will be the closest you'll ever get to scoring with a woman. You will never have sex. You will forever remain a virgin. End of story.
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Finn texted “Hey what’s up?”. Laura replied “I’m naked in bed”. He told her that he was all alone and his parents were gone. Lana replied “😉” .Lana put on a thong and no bra. She came to Finns window and called for him. He immediately was turned on when he saw Laura’s tight clothes. He got up and walked over to her saying no words, he simply wrapped his arms around her hips and proceeded to lightly kiss her lips. Laura kissed Finn back, wrapping her arms around his body. They moved toward his bed and continued making out. Finns hands crept up Laura’s shirt and massaged her boobs.Finn slowly took off Laura’s shirt and started kissing her body. She began sliding off his boxers to reveal his boner. Finn moved back up to Laura’s face and they began to French. She started running her hand up and down his cock. Finn gently pushed Laura back and got on top of her. He pulled off her skirt and thong.Finn slid back up and began making out with Laura again. He started teasing her and running his dick on her vagina. Finn went inside of Laura thrusting slowly but soon went faster and faster. He was pounding her insides so hard and going so deep. They both orgasmed at the same time. Finn pulled out and cummed all up her stomach. Laura got on top and began humping Finn as well as she could. They both screamed with pleasure “OOOHHH YESSSSSS” “MMMMMM” “AHHH”. Both Finn and Laura loved it so much that they went on all night. In the morning, they were both very sore, but didn’t regret it
Jake: Wanna have sex?
Rebecca: Hell yeah
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