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my old lady

Another way of saying my girl or wife

Man my old lady gone kill me when I get home

by Deacon January 17, 2021

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Old lady afro

That hair-do that most older women have, that looks like an afro.

An old lady afro is a result of their hard work to get an interesting hair-do. but they all end up looking the same.

by khnrslg August 25, 2010

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Old Lady Jackson

from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.

That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.

by megxlaurenn May 8, 2020


Old Lady Perfume

Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.

"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."

Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."

by mlamson January 7, 2011

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tims old lady

Used after totally innocent phrases that could have sexual meanings to bag tims old lady

john - "Its kinda wet, but pick it up and we can all share it" rob - "tims old lady"

by vaughan derrick February 5, 2008

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old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 19, 2010

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old lady vagina

a phrase to describe the most foul, nastiest odor.

ugh what is that wretched smell? whatever it is it smells like old lady vagina. nasty.

by mcshells February 19, 2009

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