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When you're fucking a girl from behind and pull out, only to notice you've got a Little Bit of Cosby on your dick
Dude last night Julie let me try anal and we made Puddin' Parfait
A sexual maneuver where the male approaches the female and places assorted berries in her mouth. From here he proceeds to skull fuck the female. When the male has finished his "business" the female is left with a tasty treat.
Mike:Dude i totally gave Gina the Pittsburgh Parfait last night and i told her it was courtesy of Comptons Finest.
Jim:She must have enjoyed her dessert.
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A delicious and pseudo nutritious desert containing vanilla yogurt and in most cases various fruit pieces (Most commonly strawberries and blue berries) and topped off with granola.
I ordered a yogurt parfait from Mc Donalds... I wish I had bought another too...
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Definition: (noun) female with many unseen layers, some freaky or random; full of surprises; often hides feelings beneath layers of fluff; a complex kid.
Me: "Wanna go to a movie?"
PG: "Sure, but bring protection and lets sit on the back row... then maybe after we skate naked on the lake like that time I was in Paris with Morgan and his mom... oh and the cops... and I do kinda like you but I don't want anything longterm."
Me:"WTF?? Slow down Parfait Girl.... one layer at a time! I just asked about the movie.... but I'll grab my skates."
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When a girl licks your ass and then you cum in her mouth
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A mixture of yogurt and kelogg's corn flakes eaten at one's tiny cubicle with a dirty spoon.
Dre: Ayo snoop you down to hit this blunt?
Snoop Dogg: Naw dawg, I got this ghetto parfait forizzee
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Ingredients
1 (1.4-oz.) package fat-free, sugar-free chocolate instant pudding mix
2 cups 1% low-fat milk
1/2 cup light sour cream
1 (8-oz.) container fat-free frozen whipped topping, thawed and divided
3/4 cup chocolate graham cracker crumbs (4 cracker sheets)
1 tablespoon freshly grated chocolate
Preparation
1. Whisk together first 3 ingredients in a bowl until blended and smooth. Fold in 1 1/2 cups whipped topping.
2. Spoon 1 Tbsp. crumbs into each of 6 (4-oz.) glasses, and top with 1/3 cup pudding mixture. Repeat layers with remaining crumbs and pudding mixture. Top each parfait evenly with remaining whipped topping and grated chocolate. Cover and chill at least 1 hour.
To defecate on any object or thing and to then cover in vomit.
whoa! check out that guy, he just left a chocolate parfait on the hood of his car!