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playoff p

overrated Clippers small forward who always chokes in every big playoff game.

the act of overstating yourself just to soon regret it.

Playoff P shot 2 for 16 and lost his Clippers team the game as they were eliminated by the Nuggets.

Dude, stop callin yourself a Ladies man, you're such a playoff P.

by stokelycalm September 30, 2020

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Playoff Beard

A beard often grown by male college students during either finals week or a time period with a high amount of mid-term exams. Usually grown for good luck or as a result of a lack of time.

Doug: Mark you don't normally grow out much facial hair.
Mark: Well it is finals week this week...
Doug: Ah, gotta love the playoff beard.

by K. Botti March 9, 2007

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Playoff Mullet

Similar to the NHL Playoff Beard, but Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks recreated the tradition into a Playoff Mullet.

Business in the front, party in the back.

Patrick Kane is too cool for a Playoff Beard, so he grew a Playoff Mullet and won the Stanley Cup.

by Left Winger March 20, 2011


Playoff Nasty

When the home teams of already abusive sports fans make the playoffs and those fans amp it up to a new level of assholic. Particularly common in the New York and Philadelphia markets.

Josh: "Hey, you wanna go to the Rangers game 7 tonight?"
Claire: "Hell no, those Rangers fans are playoff nasty!"

by cdoubleu May 14, 2013


playoff pussy

A person who bandwagons a team during the playoffs, but can't be found during the regular season, and definitely can't be found once the team loses. This individual will become quite unbearable in the face of victory as they join in the collective camaraderie of real fans and proclaim that they "always knew" or "good things come to those who wait" or any other clichรฉ that their monkey brain can churn out...

In preparation, they will purchase several pieces of clothing to rep (hat, hoodie, retro jersey, etc.) from Fanatics and will get that overnight shipping because they're that desperate.

The worse thing is that they will repeat the same process the next year with a different team, unless they're exposed...so...EXPOSE THEM PLZ!!!

Acquaintance: Did you see Carter rocking that Mutombo jersey?

Me: Yup, he wasn't wearing that a few months ago.

Acquaintance: What a pussy!

Me: A playoff pussy...

by JimmyViral January 5, 2019


Playoff Pigeon

Someone who only watches sports during playoff season

Collins such a playoff Pigeon

by mustache kid May 17, 2012


make the playoffs

v. phrase To do well at a meeting, school assignment, on a date etc. An obvious parallel with the world of sports is bing drawn.

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Yo, that is some excellent essaying you got going there. You keep up that fine sentence writing and you are a top pick to make the playoffs.

Ahhh, thanks teach.

by gnostic 1 April 20, 2013

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