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1. Just short of being completely retarded. Not to the drooling and Foam helmet point, but pretty damned close.
Anyone calling himself slick is a pretard.
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Noun. A person who unnecessarily obtains pre-board on a Southwest flight to subvert the A,B,C boarding process.
Damn! Thanks to all the pretards, I'm 5 rows back despite having A16 boarding position!
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Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment
"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."
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When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.
Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.
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the moment before one becomes a retard
dude #1- "why is johnny talking to that chick? everyone knows she has the clap"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard"
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the stage before retard, one who isn't even smart enough to be a retard
You're a freakin' pretard, Jack!
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A person that had no existing ailments until they make one up. Eg. getting offended by everything
What’s wrong with him? Nothing he’s just a pretard
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