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Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.
Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.
Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.
Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.
Clint:..Did she leave you agian?
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Top-secret Iraqi tactical assault weapon.
The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.
It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.
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The Weapon of Mass Destruction that Dubya is so worried about.
The terrorists are going to plant them in convenient places so that we Americans eat and choke on them. That's what Bush did, right?
He choked on a pretzel. A -pretzel.-
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the act of being crazy, insane, out of your right mind.
Person #1: "I am pregnant with my brother in law's child, and in return, i gave him the herp."
Person#2: "Girl, you straightup pretzels!!!
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When two straight males take their flaccid penises in such a way that it looks like a pretzel dog.
Yo man, I just did the pretzel with my bros last night. Pretty fun, I'd say.
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