Priest

A priest is a man in a dress.

Me: who's that man in a dress?
Church-goer that's a priest.

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Priesting

Demeaning someone playing a first shooter video game by implying they must be running around healing peoples souls (the act of priesting), instead of killing them like the game intended.

Yo Brooks nice 2-8 kill to death ratio bro, you out priesting again man?

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The Priest

A term for the kickass band, Judas Priest. Since they're so good, they have become the ONE AND ONLY Priest.

Metalhead: I listened to The Priest today, pretty awesome.

Confused Christian: Ahh... you mean Father Pedo, yes, his sermons are great.

Metalhead: umm... no, I'm talking about the metalgods, Judas Priest!!!

Confused Christian: sinners!!! nooo!!!!

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Priest

An insult you may use to describe a pedophile

“That guys actually a PRIEST fam” or “yo Jimmy stop! You look like a PRIEST!”

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Priest

A person that should obey ALL traffic signs.

Man, he must not be a priest if he didn't stop at a stop sign.

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Priest

1. A healing class that is the most effective healer in the World of Warcraftwho can mind control, give fort(stamina) buffs, shadow ward, shackle extra undead mobs during raids, and have massive mana pools to keep the raid alive.
2. The class in the World of Warcraft that takes the most blame if the Main Tank or Off-Tank dies.

1. Priests have mana pools in the then thousands with better gear.
2. Could I get a fort buff from a priest when they have time?
3. Stupid noob, now we need our priest to shackle that extra undead mob.

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Priested

When you cum on a somethings forehead and then draw a cross in the cum on their forehead

Paige came over last night and I priested her

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