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Procrastibator

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.

by krakadoom August 29, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


procrastibate

to sexually play with ones self to avoid working

engaging in procrastibation
he procrastibated too much before the exam
stop procrastibating

by minirollsrule May 2, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


procrastibation

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.

I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.

by searchlight May 15, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Procrastibation

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.

I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.

by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


procrastibation

Jacking around when you have more important things to do.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by uffda.doncha.know February 23, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Procrastibation

The act of procrastination by the use of excessive masterbation.

Tom: "Hey did you do the English homework?"
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."

by L2uk3 September 6, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Procrastibation

Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.

"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."

by DeBaser485 December 19, 2008

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