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Quank is an interchangable term for Marijuana/pot.
If someone smokes a lot, he/she is "The Czar of Quank" or "Quank-Czar"
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The word wanked and quick conjoined to create the word quanked, meaning an extreamly fast and borderline dangerous wank. This can be achieved by starting a wank as the 30 seconds starts on countdown and then concluding the wank as the classic countdown theme tune finshes. Most quanks are a minute to 2 minutes long but if the countdown wank can be achieved then you will go down as a quanker. A famous quank occured in 1991 where a man miraculously started and finished within 12 seconds.
Steve's thoughts: Countdown. Hmmmm, the wifes in the next room, fuck it. (Tick Tock Tick Tock) Arr eee ooohh (Classic themetune sounds) yeahh sorted proper quank.
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When you mean to fart but it comes out as a green liquid as a result of having chlamydia.
I was trying to have sex with my girlfriend but accidentally said "It's quankin' time" and released the quank all over her.
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A word in which to cause offence to a person. Means a duck fucker- originated from the term oh fuck a duck. Quank can be used to express annoyance in an action. Duck fuck.
**spills drink**
'Ohhh quank'
Me: I hate you
Bob: you are such a quank
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the little triangular piece of skin that connects your wang to your ball sac
i piecered my quank yesterday and now it so swollen it looks like I grew an extra pair o' nuts!!
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QU-AY-NK (adj) Used to describe something cool or something exhibiting good qualities.
Jilm: Remember that time Frimple ate an entire jar of Jalapeno pickles?
Grumgrum: Yeah, that was so quank!
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