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When you ask a girl if you can smash and she says her pussy is under repairs just like pornhub when ever your hornier than someone with actual fucking horns, that’s what you call a road repair.
Jett: did you ask if you guys could smash?
Joey: her pussy is under road repair…
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A man who dates women after they've had a bad breakup and helps them see that not all men are assholes. They aren't often in long term relationships because when their job is done the woman often leaves for someone better.
Person One: Hey, did you hear Monty and Amber are dating?
Person Two: It won't last long. He's just the Repair Guy.
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A derogatory phrase regarding the ailing American car company Ford, in which the word compacted into an acronym spells, yes, Ford.
Ford stands for Fix or Repair Daily.
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Band repair techs are sexy, have super human strength and are usually geniuses. Band Techs have a God-like ability to repair almost anything and are particularly good in bed. As band directors believe they are God it is common for them to think they can repair instruments too.
James Bond is so band repair tech with the ladies.
Official title for United States Army MOS series of 91F (ninety-one fox). They are the best trained weapon mechanics on the face of the planet. Their main responsibility is to repair weapons which troops have damaged due to negligence, lack of knowledge, inability to retain information once it has been presented and occasionally due to actual combat.
In maintenance companies 91F's work in larger groups, gauging , repairing and preparing weapons for training and combat.
Occasionally a 91F will be attached to a line company or battalion that is more than likely to see combat, has a lower than usual IQ average that poses a higher risk to government equipment or both (especially with combat engineers and infantry). In these groups, 91F's are often erroneously referred to as "armorers", referring to the ASI identifier that traditionally knows almost nothing about weapons and refuses to accept your weapon into the arms room, no matter how clean it is. 91F's who are new to such units are often offended by this label because of the vast difference in training, but experienced 91F's let it go, feeling sympathy for the special needs companies they are attached to who honestly couldn't know any better if their lives, families lives and the lives of every living organism in the universe depended on it.
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's a qualified Small Arms Repairer".
"Say again? I don't understand..."
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's our unit armorer."
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Patrícia was really acting bitchy today, was her body in the repair shop?
Sorry this isn't a good time, my body is in the repair shop...
Listen I would love to have sex in a few days when my body is not in the repair shop, its a sticky wicket right now.
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An Asus repair kit is a hammer. Often used on old Asus motherboards or just any Asus motherboard that doesn't work.
My old Asus motherboard broke, so I decided to use my Asus repair kit on it.
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