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A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
Short for "Shit and Piss." Use this term when you don't want to broadcast it that you have to go to the bathroom.
I gotta go to the girls room to S&P.
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The standard array of questions to be asked of a guy when he tells he has a new female friend.
Is she Hot?
Is she Single?
Did you get in her Pants yet?
Guy 1: It's a really cute girl in my journalism class.
Guy 2: H/S/P?
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: Is that a no?
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Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.
I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"
Stupid furry that won't bathe.
WOAH! Did Hannah S. P. get out?!
LOCK THE FURRY PRISONER UP!
Yeah, this is the kinda S N A P you do not want. Trust me. Every girl and or guy has felt this at least once or twice or a million times through out their dating life. Most likely like on TINDER or GRINDER you have experience this. Like, just wait at Starbucks and sit there looking pretty. Are they gonna be hot? or hotter or hottest? or NOT. Get back in your car now sister or brother. LOL. So, S N A P. There are spaces because the guy or girl you were once falling for just snapped their fingers. Now there is a space between you and him or her that can be filled with someone ELSE? Like, WHAT? Hold up. Wait a minute. You did not just do that. Like, I am fucking IRREPLACEABLE.....ask Beyonce. We are BFF's. Every LADY out there or WOAHMAN is friends with Beyonce, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, and Taylor Swift. We all have things in common. ROAR. We will not be snapped at. EVER. SNAP. No spaces between this one. You want us and you can't have us. EVER. UNLESS we say so. There. I said it.
You S N A P at me. I will SNAP right back. TRUST.
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No this is not your granddad's s&p 500! In this case it stands for the shit and piss 500
And usually applies to any job where the primary function is to clean up. A lot of pee and poo! Rest homes and hospitals come to mind here.
Nurse 1 clocking in for 2nd shift at "throwing shade ass tits tits living": "how was it today?"nurse 2:"oh it's been the s&p 500 every since I clocked in at 6:00 this morning!"
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