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Getting your ass ate out with salad condiments
Liz dreams of tossing my salad daily.
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Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.
1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.
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When you jump up and every thing jiggles until everything is numb. Then somebody eats your ass
I gave my girlfriend a good salad tossing
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The "Boss" of salad tossing. Is able to eat ass like no other, no matter how hairy or stinky said ass may be. Only a real Salad Toss Boss will have a STB tattoo.
He earned the Salad Toss Boss title after eating a bunch of stinky, hairy, dirty asshole and then bragging about it by getting an STB tattoo on his ass.
The act of BBW women bouncing her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.
Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"
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The art of hurling pieces of lettuce with your feet at strangers walking down your street.
Paul: "Bro what did you do yesterday?"
Kyle: "I was so bored bro, I did a little bit of Tunisian Salad Tossing."
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