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A self abortion (S.A.)
Specifically, a self abortion administered via canned air and a plastic coat hanger. The canned air is extended into the uterus and expelled, freezing the embryo. Then the plastic coat hanger is use to scrape the frost and ice out.
Valerie got knocked up and didn't think her boyfriend was ready for that commitment, so she gave herself a San Antonio.
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Sex position whereby receiving partner starts in head-tucked somersault position with inserting partner behind culminating with a push off into a full somersault after blown load.
"She's not a gymnast but her favorite position is the San Antonio Somersault."
when multiple men skeet into a condom and break it over a womens head.
last night me and 12 of my best bras gave Sabrina a San Antonio cascarone ......What a dumb bitch!
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After having vaginal intercourse, removing the ejaculate filled condom and slapping her in the face with the condom.
Man I gave her a San Antonio slap right in the eye after I tore her up.
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While in the act of doggy style. You spit on the recipients back as a decoy for blowing your load. The recipent then turns over and takes the load in the face.
I was hittin it from the back. She asked me to blow it on her back so I spit on that shit she rolled over and got a faceful of man juice. Another victim of the san antonio spitter
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The best NBA team in the United States!
The San Antonio Spurs beat the shit out of the fucking Los Angeles Lakers!
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best team in the NBA.
home of such legends as TIM DUNCAN.
whos that great basketball team?
Oh you must mean the spurs.
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