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A broad who refuses to show her Christmas spirit by receiving a Santa Claus
Devin: I couldn't get that broad Kesha to let me give her a Santa Claus
Jeff: What a scrooge!
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(adj.) the kind of person who is selfish and wishes others harm
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Living beyond cheaply. Hoarding money to obscene extents. The art of being a penny-pinching coupon-clipping treasure-hoarding frugality nazi.
"I just quit my shitty job, so I'm scrooging it until I find something that sucks less."
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to take a scrooger (bristle hairbrush) and shove it into your vagina. then, twist it, pull it out, and listen to it say "scrooooooooooogeeee" in a high pitched tone. then the vagina flops around and gets stretched out.
wow, my pussy had a hard night from all that scrooging i had.
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When one changes lanes while very close to the car behind oneself.
"I was about to miss my turn, so I had to scrooge this guy to make it into the turn lane."
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To dive into and swim around in a large pile of gold coins to celebrate one's wealth, as made famous by cartoon character Scrooge McDuck.
Man, John is so rich, he goes Scrooge McDucking in his yacht everyday.
John: Hey guys, you want to come to my mansion and go Scrooge McDucking?
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To dive headfirst into a pool of gold coins, literally swimming through your wealth, an activity popularized by its namesake. Because when you're as rich as he is, there's literally nothing better you can do with your money. Can apply to representations of wealth aside from gold coins, such as silver coins, dollar bills, etc.
The rivalry between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs really came down to one point of contention: the proper method of Scrooge McDucking. While Steve preferred to swan dive into his pile of 5.426 million shares of Apple, Bill would always cannonball into 101 billion single dollar bills.
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