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As it pertains to sex: Choking a woman until she passes out, then shitting in her mouth before reviving her. This precise maneuver carries a connotation of one's having the utmost skill and class. Placing a tortilla chip in the participant's mouth, imitating salsa, brings panache to the bedroom.
My girl Sheila came over the other night and pissed me right off. I choked her with my dog's leash, then proceeded to perform a Chilean Siesta on her lifeless body.
Hay mucho amor entre de Manuel y Lupita. Oi que Manuel la dio una siesta chileana.
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When a girl is sleeping during a siesta and somebody wakes her up with fisting. Fist siesta can be done with or without lubrication, depending on how long she has slept
Dude, my ex-girlfriend fell asleep on my couch yesterday. I just had to fist siesta that hoe
When the drug dealer has a two for one sale of roofies
"Man that Siesta Fiesta was nuts, I don't even remember what happened
falling asleep with your dick in a butt
I got so tired while having a fiesta taco that I had a siesta taco
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When life comes at you quick and you can't be bothered to speak French
"Aw man I fucked up my car"
"Siesta Latvia mate..."
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or just "the village" a strip of of tourist shops and shithole bars on a road full of slow ass drivers and idiot pedestrains. During the week its only a few old poeople who even dare leave their precious little beach condos. weekends you get high, fucked up, and drunk. As for the "natives" were the ones that ride bicycles around with barefeet and a fishing pole. If your old you just go around in your buick and rat on the teenagers, ya thanks alot. middle-aged people are either the rich families or single men with no jobs who go to the beach. If your in your twenties good for you go get fucked up and laid at on the infamous bars. If your a teenager living here you might as well get high cuz there's nothing else to do.
Teen 1: Aye my native get high at the drum circle?
Teen 2: Fuck that shit the popo aint gonna take all our weed again
Teen 3: you guys gonna hit up sum shit at the beach
Teen 1: wa wrong wit you boi, fuck this im ridin to da siesta village
Teen 2: dude hes trippin
Teen 1: you wanna buy sum mids from me
Teen 2: oh sit its the cops
Teen 1: again!
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A trailer park in Kissimmee, Florida. An atmosphere where random people whistle at you like a dog. The whole place is bad news. There are carjackers, drug fiends and dealers, and horrible tuba bass lines that can be heard throughout the hood...I mean park. Most people who live there have lowered cars which scrape on all the speed bumps and can be quite hilarious to watch. The only place I can think of that is as bad as Siesta Lago is Reef Club. Basically, don't live there...and if you do, MOVE OUT!
Omg! A mini van with spinners and chameleon paint! We are def. in Siesta Lago
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