Slowed

Intoxicated, usually on depressants such as alcohol, opioids, or benzodiazepines.

"Amir is nodding out, he's so slowed!"

Slows

Usually used on snapchat to express boredom or something taking a while like someone not replying.

I’ve been drawing. *SLOWS*

Slowing

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

Slowful

Sluggish, slow in nature

I wanted to get my car today, but the mechanic was acting all slowful.

SLOW

Originated on the GameArena messageboards (www.gamearena.com.au) and was short for "Secret Language Of Women". It started off as a thread in which a widely distributed email containing satire of what women mean when they say certain phrases was posted.
The thread has spawned duplicates after each subsequent thread was locked and is today a haven for Telstra employees to converse as it's not blocked by their company firewall.

The thread titles of SLOW vary and usually involve a pun or something that incorporates the word "slow".

Check out the new SLOW thread, "Pope so SLOW the 1st"

Slow

A dumb ass person who don't know anything

You must be be really slow

Slow

Not knowing what’s going on. Stupid, confused.

*Leslie and Taylor peeing in the sink*
Zoe: why are those girls peeing in the sink
Becky: um idk, they’re slow asf