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Vb. 1)to spock. This involves for fingers and a lady of your choice. While making the Vulcan sign with your fingers(ie a V shape, 2 on the left and 2 on the right), slowly insert two fingers inside the anal passage and 2 inside the vagina. Then slowly penetrate firmly but briskly in a repeated action while whispering "Who's ur captain Kirk"
"This bitch was pure filth, she not only wanted me to spunk in her mouth, She wanted a SPOCK!!!"
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To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.
I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.
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Variation of The shocker. Pointer and middle finger are inserted into the female vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are insterted into the anus. Used if the shocker does not shock.
She squealed when I showed her the spock.
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v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.
Usage:
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."
3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."
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to try to bring logic to a situation where logic is impossible
don't try to go all Spock on us
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one badass nigga muthafucka with a bowl cut the size of Africa
Spock said "Beam me up, bitch"
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To Spock: The act of freezing up and showing no emotion when interacting with a responsive member of the opposite sex. To fail during an attempted seduction though lack of confidence.
Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.
From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's
The girl was all over him but he totally spocked.
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