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A vulcan who is half human. He is super logical and that turns some people on like the girl on the planet with all those drugs. He is bffs with Kirk. He always says facinating and illogical
"facinating" says spock after something cool hppens.
"Illogical" he says that allot too
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A wack nigga with mad flava. And ears like a tropical elf.
I got a glock, wit my man Spock...
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Vb. 1)to spock. This involves for fingers and a lady of your choice. While making the Vulcan sign with your fingers(ie a V shape, 2 on the left and 2 on the right), slowly insert two fingers inside the anal passage and 2 inside the vagina. Then slowly penetrate firmly but briskly in a repeated action while whispering "Who's ur captain Kirk"
"This bitch was pure filth, she not only wanted me to spunk in her mouth, She wanted a SPOCK!!!"
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To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.
I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.
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Variation of The shocker. Pointer and middle finger are inserted into the female vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are insterted into the anus. Used if the shocker does not shock.
She squealed when I showed her the spock.
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v. 1. To make a joke online that is then taken far too seriously by a reader, who corrects the factual nature of your humor. 2. To see something online that is intended to be humorous, and then proceed to correct its factual shortcomings. n. A person who repeatedly misses online jokes and proceeds to correct their factual shortcomings.
Usage:
1. "megatroll kept spocking me, so I unfriended him and banned him from my journal."
3. "Yeah, he's a great guy most of the time, but he can turn into a real spock."
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to try to bring logic to a situation where logic is impossible
don't try to go all Spock on us
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