Squiff

A henchman that is also a very close friend like a bub or even a lover that trusts its master, follows he/she and admires he/she. The squiff works for you honored to follow your orders and leaving you with all the responsability and power and makes you feel like you have a friend and/or a lover.

Squiff is also used by chiefs who love their underling with a lot of depth.

In tasks
"My squiff is doing a very good job"

Affective
"-Hey, squiffy. You look good today"

In a relationship (Vulgar)
"-I command you to F*uck me my Squiff.

-Yes, boss! with pleasure!"

Squiff

term used to describe someone who always acts drunk, even when they are completely sober.

OMG is she DRUNK?!! - no shes just a Squiff