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squiff

an underling or lacky

"this is rodrigo and this is his squiff tony"

by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


squiff

A mixture of skew and whiff (skew-whiff)

The data you gave me is a bit squiff

by mrvautin November 9, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


squiff

Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.

"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"

by Hol September 11, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


squiff

To draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a "urban camouflaged" cigarette lookalike crack pipe. Must be done in public in a very covert manner.

Yo Bro, you wanna squiff on here?

by Al Dog January 20, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


squiff

Dispute, disagreement or misunderstanding in a relationship.

She was upset because we had a squiff.

by providan December 21, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


squiff

skew, when referring to an individual's sexual preferance.

That homo is squiff as a carebear!

by worm September 19, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squiff

A sexual sound effect made by a virginโ€™s lips exclusively. Usually as an attempt to cope or be funny.

Person A: *Squiffing in a VC.*
Person B (in the chat): is he still squiffing
Person C (In the chat): yeah dude, kinda sad

by The Horny Bonker May 28, 2021