Stretching

To take a dump in a handicapped washroom.

Person: There's so much room in here! I can do some stretching in here all day...

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stretching

Another word of masturbation or rubbing one out. It means to pull and push a guy's penis which simulates the act of stretching until it gets really long and bursts.

Did you hear the news: Big O after seeing a new vid on tranny stars Big O is going on a long stretch today.

Like I all ways say: stretching once a day keeps the boredom away

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Stretch

A way of cutting cocaine or other drugs so you have more product to sell even though its gabbage.

I take grams of coke mix it with lactose, Thats what I do STRETCH. I make like a ounce of dope with like an 8th of dope Befo Im through, product STRETCH I got it mastered man and in the hood im like plastic man, STRETCH

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Stretch

West coast Florida slang for marijuana that originated in Sarasota high schools. Instead of "smoking" stretch it is either "burned down" or "tiki torched"

There's real stretch in this joint. The taste is great, the high is incredible.

Stretch

Casual Anal Sex

"Taylor do you want to go stretch for 15 minutes, I'm feeling really tight."

Meaning: "I'm horny I want to have anal sex"

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stretched

Beating someone up to the point where they are knocked out, laying stretched on the floor.

Guy 1: Some nigga disrespected me last night, sayin' my breath stank.

Guy 2: Oh hell naw! Tell me you stretched that nigga.

Guy 1: You know!!!

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Stretch

A limousine modified to be extra long. This is done to make the limousine even more ostentatious, all the better to show common people that the person inside is far, far better than they are.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.

Fairy: Look at that stretch, Pansy.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.

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