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The gain of money or drugs used for the bettering of ones life.
"...cuz I accumulated enough stretch just to navigate it, fully decorated on chrome..."
Country Grammar - Nelly
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West coast Florida slang for marijuana that originated in Sarasota high schools. Instead of "smoking" stretch it is either "burned down" or "tiki torched"
There's real stretch in this joint. The taste is great, the high is incredible.
"Taylor do you want to go stretch for 15 minutes, I'm feeling really tight."
Meaning: "I'm horny I want to have anal sex"
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Beating someone up to the point where they are knocked out, laying stretched on the floor.
Guy 1: Some nigga disrespected me last night, sayin' my breath stank.
Guy 2: Oh hell naw! Tell me you stretched that nigga.
Guy 1: You know!!!
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A limousine modified to be extra long. This is done to make the limousine even more ostentatious, all the better to show common people that the person inside is far, far better than they are.
The prefered mode of transportation for limousine liberals like Nancy Pelousy and Quean Hillary and Barack O'Bama.
Fairy: Look at that stretch, Pansy.
Pansy: There must be a limousine liberal inside, showing how rich and powerful she is.
Fairy: Let me at that voting booth! I have to vote for that limousine liberal so she can raise my taxes.
Pansy: Oh, me too. Limousine liberals just looooove us fairies and pansies.
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Code name for sex during the daytime.
I stopped for a midday stretching during lunch, feel great.
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A co-worker' act of extending the duration of a business trip, at the company's expense, in order to pursue purely personal objectives, such as martini lunches, happy hours, steak dinners, golf, gambling, sporting events and generally avoiding spouse and children.
Wow, co-worker X has an impressive stretch working, he turned a four-hour business meeting into a three day trip, including, two steak dinners, some nice hangovers and a baseball game.
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