taxis

a jerk-off who thinks he's a mafia don

I'm Joe Taxis and I'm gonna fuck you upa yo' ass cause I'm sooo cool.

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taxi

Used to assert the point that someones presence is no longer required. As in, calling someone a taxi.

Trev:"I can't believe jon dumped that australian bird!"
Al:"Maybe he got tired of going down under! ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!
Trev:"Taxi!"

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Taxi

Relax

I know you just broke up with your boyfriend, but you need to stop complaining and taxi.

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Taxi

Describing a situation or feeling of comfort, excitement, and superiority.

Expressing general approval, esp. in relation to cosmopolitan lifestyles.

"I can't believe i found 50 euros in a lost-and-found office, that was taxi, yo"

"Fantastic restaurant, everything was taxi, the food, the service... Bit pricey tho."

"Whata gwan?" "Taxi, blad, no licky licky."

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TAXI!

A term for a girl that fucks everyone with no discrimination. This espically appilys when they girl goes out with a good looking guy and he is then followed by one or more really fucking ugly guy.

Dude, that chick is such a taxi!

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Taxi

The meaning of taxi is a person you meet while out on the town that you only sleep with because you need a ride home.

Mark: Hey don't sleep with her. She's nasty

Chris: No man that bitch is taxi.

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Taxied

The recieving of unwanted taxis called to your house by pranksters. See also pizzad.

Man I got taxied to high heaven last night, two fucking cabs and a disabled mini bus at 2am... I reckon it was Goulding...

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