69

Oral Sex Where The Male Licks The Females Vagina and the Female Licks The Males Dong

(Jake) “Yo the craziest thing happened to me last night”
(Frank) “What Happened!?!?”
(Jake) “You didn’t hear about it? Me and my girlfriend turned 69”
(Frank) “OMG I’m so jealous.”

318👍 68👎

69

The number having to be the most hated numbers. It is a symbol from your teacher saying she hates you and wants to kill you by giving you a number that is hated the most. A Failing number on your test because you missed THE ONLY FUCKING POINT YOU NEEDED TO PASS THE TEST

Kid1: Goddamnit. I hate Ms. Jones
Kid2: Why?
Kid1: She gave me 69 on the test
Kid2: Damn man, no wonder she doesn’t have a husband.

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69

Noun: the number between 68 and 70
Noun: a sex position
Verb: having sex in that sex position

What is 23 x 3
69

70👍 17👎

69

Such an innocent number! Why do people think it is dirty?

Teacher: What comes after 68 dear?
Kid: 69!
Teacher: correct!

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69

A number immediately before 70, and immediately after 68.

Usage: Bingo Calling.

"A meal for two with a hairy view - Number 69".

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*69

dial this and u can get the phone number of the person that just called u. works only within the US

I felt i was being stalked, so i *69'ed this guy who just called and found out it Geoff! fuckin stalker.

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69

Amazing sex position were man gets a mouthful of a womens pussy while the woman is eating up his dick at the same time.

hey

babe after this movie wanna 69?

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