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1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.
OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.
All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
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A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.
"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"
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a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.
Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar
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Someone who tries to suck your dick in the middle of the night while you are sleeping.
I was sound a sleep last night when someone broke into my house and tried to hamburglar me!
A person who steals hamburgers.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that dude that stole 50 frozen hamburgers from McDonalds?
Person 2: Yes. They're calling him the hamburglar.
A drunken chick who likes to jump on meat (dick) and then steal the person's wallet.
Dude, don't tap that! She's a hamburglar.
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A Hamburger stealing dickless, little bastard, that enjoys rubbing catchup and mustard all over his nipples and will most likely die a virgin unless he finds a hooker willing to have sex with him.
Aw God Damnitt, that bastard Hamburglar just grabbed that burger strait from my fucking hands.
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