in bed

Words than can be added to the end of any sentence to make an insult worthy of Winston Churchill.

Raam : "This discombobulator has abashed my thermalogical knowledge erudition"
Steve: IN BED!
Pooj: ooooooooo cussssed

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Bed

A soft box with springs and comfy padding used to rest and have sex on.

Chad : So I guess I will stop by your apartment after work and fuck you like usual?
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!

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Bed

1) <noun> A piece of furniture that is typically rectangular in shape, elevated off the floor, and soft. Usually consists of the following: pillows, comforter, sheets, mattress, and bedframe.

Personally, I think a bed is the best place in the world because my two favorite things in life happen there: sex and sleep.

2) <verb> To have sex with; to get a person to go to bed with you.

1) I love my bed, it allows for great sex and deep sleep.

2) I would like to bed Eva Longoria.

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Bed

To have sex with someone. See also beddable

"There's no doubt he'll bed her tonight."

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bed

A thing that you sleep on

I said" you will sleep on the bed and I will sleep on the floor."

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in bed

1) To be in a bed.
2) Words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more... interesting.

Since all his friends were busy, Shawn had to have fun alone. IN BED! See?

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Bed

This is a place where everyone is happy and it is the best place to be. People wait all day to go here,and some don't want to leave.
Life without a bed is like life without Internet. But worse.
This place is amazing and everyone loves it. Nobody can live without a bed.

'I can't wait to go! It's so bed!'
'Her hair is so bed'
'I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO BED'