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when a guy takes a shit on a girl's chest, flattens it out, and puts an onion on top of it. he then has sex with her without disturbing the onion
Sue got a bermuda cheesesteak from Rob last night. Rob has really matured in the last couple of years, and has become familiar with the ancient kama sutra.
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When a man takes a shit between the tits of a white girl and squeezes the yellow puss from a festering blister all over the top of it, he has created a Philly Cheesesteak. From there, he squeezes her tits together and eats it out making sure that he has made quite a mess. If his shirt is clean when finished, he better have another because he didn't do it right. If you prefer the variety with onions, you can masturbate over the top of it giving it the look and taste of onions.
Geno enjoys eating the wonderful Philly Cheesesteak he creates on his girlfriend, Pat's, chest so much that one is never enough.
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When two men are having sex with a woman, and just before one man is about to cum, he pulls out and dribbles his load onto the other man's penis. The other man then continues to have sex with the woman.
Larry and I went outside our comfort zone and gave Sandra a Philly Cheesesteak last night.
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a nonexistent place with souvenirs for you to bring home to your kids and family.
Goin' to Philly, gonna visit the Cheesesteak Museum!
When you eat a massive philly cheesesteak, chopped wit wiz and wait to take a big doodie. You get another plain sub roll, and poop into the roll. Then your significant other eats it.
Man 1: I gave my gf the BIGGEST Philly Cheesesteak last night!
Man 2: Damn, I’m jealous af. I wish that could’ve been me.
When you take a thing of chili and stick it in/on/around someone’s ass and eat it off/out with a spoon/straw
My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner last night and I said a Pittsburgh Cheesesteak, I’ve never cum so much in my life.
When trying to disguise that you are purchasing cocaine, this can replace that word
Kris: "I could really go for a Tijuana Cheesesteak."
William: "I'll call my boy, who sells drugs."
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