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The vice president of our legendary nation who mistook a 78 year old lawyer for a quail and shot him in the face.
Who the hell is that shooting a bunch of seniors? Oh! It's just Dick Cheney.
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An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.
Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist?
Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window...
Harry Potter: Aaaah! Stab the diary!
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Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.
"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."
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A man who absorbs light and then takes a dark dump on America
Bobby: don't get to close to Dick Cheney.
Fred: why?
Bobby: he will suck the life out of you!
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1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.
2. Our Vice President
1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."
2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.
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a big game hunter. "Big game" equals elderly dudes looking for quails.
Oh, my god he shot me!
What did you expect? I'm Dick Cheney.
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