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When i was watching porn i saw this black dude with like a 4 foot dick and it wasn't even hard. this girl tried to suck it and she could only fit the head in her mouth. I call him race horse penis man
girl-I tried to fuck him but only the head fit. that's why he is race horse penis man
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National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!
I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!
He haunts you for life.
If he finds you you'll never run away from him.
He looks like a pitch black shadow of a man with no face, and he sneaks through your door at night and rapes you with penis seggs. There's no escaping him.
You: "You seen John anywhere?"
Guy: "I'm afraid he was a victim to the Penis Seggs Man...."
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If you don't shut the fuck up you will experience the wrath of my man penis.
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a man's penis.
Should never be mistaken with horse-penis or another animal's appendage
"This woman can't seem to achieve orgasm with her fingers"
"Try using your man-penis"
"Yep, that did the trick"
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a penis usually exceedingly large.
holy shit she has a huge man penis
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the greatest discord user ever
Man I wish I was as cool as penis sex man 69
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