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queer as a two dollar bill

Direct insult. Pertaining to but not a sexual insult to any gender or sexual orientation. Anything cheesy or corny may also be refered to as bbeing queer as a two dollar bill

He was wearing a fanny pack at the zoo which I thought to be as queer as a two dollar bill!

by PeteyFulma February 22, 2014

41πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Wound tighter than a two dollar watch

A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.

I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.

by rucus11 September 23, 2009

24πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 23, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


two for a dollar

A common phrase used in a game of pickup-basketball after one person makes a long range jumper and a member of the opposing team offers to give them a dollar if they make the shot again from the same spot.

(Danny makes a 3-pointer)
"Ohhh, Danny finna go two for a dollar?"

by AFlockOfRavens March 3, 2018

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


two million dollar handjob

When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever

Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob

Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D

Rick: Gross.

by BestPseudonym February 25, 2014

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money

filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE

Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money

by LouieFuckinD February 28, 2008

45πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew what I was missing until I has a two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 11, 2017