1. (Noun) Unfriendable.com, a website devoted to online fails, such as facebook statuses, cleverbot conversations, and google searches. Part of the Spartz Network.
2. (Verb) A fail that makes you wonder why you are friends with the perpetrator.
1. Yahoo Question: What song goes do do do dum do dum dee dee dum?
Answer: Please tell me you're joking...I'm putting this on unfriendable...
2. Todd: When does the noon shift start at work?
Dan: That's unfriendable, dude. Completely unfriendable.
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Derived from "unfriending" someone on Facebook, to "unfriend" somebody in the real world is to stop acknowledging their presence. Instead of looking at them as you pass by, basically you just ignore them as if you had never met them.
Getting unfriended is especially weird when you know somebody by virtue of your participation in a group or team โ which normally gives you at least a mild sense of camaraderie โ but the person who unfriends you still insists on basically ignoring you.
It's official. JoBob unfriended me. I saw him in the hall yesterday and he didn't even acknowledge that we had ever met.
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to get unfriended means to get defriended
Bob: i am going to unfriend you.
Joe: no dont unfriend me
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The act of removing someone from your Facebook 'Friends List'. Or in other words acting like a 'Girl'. If you're a dude and you do this, you should consider growing some.
He was afraid to confront his friend(s), so he took the path of a pussy and unfriended them.
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unfriend: noun. 1) An enemy. 2) A misbehaved friend. 3) An object that displeases.
1) He is my worst unfriend.
2) I think I liked you better when you were an unfriend.
3) Keep that unfriend away from me!
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Some shitty horror film that came out in spring of 2015 about a dead chick who kills her friends with computer hacking and supernatural ass-fuckery. Whoever thought this was a compelling plot device should be thrown off the back of a speeding pickup truck and into a river in a body bag, weighed down with cinderblocks.
-Girl: "OMG UNFRIENDED R SOOOO SCURRY"
-Guy: "yeah, right, it was like, bro. Damn."
-Me: "Who thought this was a good idea, that's like two hours of my life I ain't gettin' back."
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It is when your friend finds a new piece of ass/interest and you soon find yourself becoming nonexistent to them. Its more common between a male and female friendship then a same sex friendships.
Megan: "Hey have you noticed since Brad started talking to Kelly he stopped talking to me."
Steve: "Sorry to say this but no matter how you look at it you are in The UNfriend-zone."