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The act of being inebriated to such a degree that no other term for describing inebriation is fitting. Being Walton Wasted was first done by Samantha Walton.
"Woah did you see that girl jump over the fence and fall on her face?" "Yeah, she was so Walton Wasted."
"Last night a girl almost knocked our big screen TV over, she was Walton Wasted."
Very cool radio DJ's based in Houston, Texas. Can be heard from Dallas to FLA Panhandle. Audience known as 10 %ers, due to only 10 % of the population gets the show! Show consist of John Walton=cool dude, johnson=man of many voices..hehe, Mr. Kennth=gay guy, Mr. O=black dude and last but not least Billy ED= everyones favorite RedNeck!.
YO Dude "walton & Johnson" kick azz in the mornings!
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The greatest color commentator in the history of Western Civilization
Bill Walton, after being asked about the Knicks point guard play in the NBA Finals: (Turns his head and looks directly into the camera, pauses)..."Charlie Ward sucks"
Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper Jones: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball!
Walton: Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet
Walton: Balderdash, this is the playoffs!
Walton: Tracy McGrady is doing things we’ve never seen from anybody – from any planet!
Walton: And just a horrible pass from Walton (Luke Walton, his son)
Walton: That was the worst inbounds pass in the history of the Clippers organization.
Walton: Larry Johnson, who spent the last 48 hours railing against the world, what a pathetic performance by this sad human being. This is a disgrace to the game of basketball and to the NBA. He played like a disgrace tonight. And he deserved it.
Walton: Abbie Hoffman wasn't a fugitive from Justice, Justice was a fugitive from Abbie Hoffman.
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the way an irish person with a withered penis walks after he has drank a bottle of wine, 4 long island ice-teas, a 12pack, and 7 shots.
It is much funnier to watch the jack-ass do the walton shuffle when he has to navigate lawn ornaments.
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Macy Walton, a name or word for such an amazing person, a person that the boy who made this word is heavily in love with, Macy Walton is such an amazing person, their smile makes you feel so giddy and happy, they have such an easy-going and funny personality, even if their jokes are corny and recycled, they somehow still make you laugh and smile, a Macy Walton's favorite color is yellow, they LOVE to dance, they've been doing it for 10+ years, a Macy Walton is easily the best person to slide into your life and you should be grateful you have her, a Macy Walton is easily the most beautiful person you've ever met and you've been hooked on to her since you met her. A Macy Walton is so energetic and fun, you never get bored of hanging around her, even her voice is absolutely perfect, and when a Macy Walton turns on her favorite boy band or singer, she'll start singing and dancing over the facetime, A Macy Walton may have a Mr.Styles cardboard cutout but you still love her to the end
Hey have you met the new girl, yeah she's a Macy Walton, easily the most perfect person I've ever met
The close knit family values, typically mom at home, where parents and their children know each other very well, unlike families where parents aren't home much.
We don't yell 'Good night, John Boy," before we go to sleep every night, but we're very close and have Walton values.
Jaden is 1/4 of the Walton siblings. He plays baseball, is 15(about to turn 16), and he seems like a cool down-to-earth guy.
“Yo, I met Jaden Walton today”
“Cool, how do you feel?”
“Honestly, Amazing