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Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.
"I cleaned my room the other day, man there were a lot of Wankies under my bed."
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When something (usually technological) acts in a finicky or inconsistently operable fashion.
"My internet usually runs smooth but today it's been acting a little wanky."
"I'd give you a ride but I don't know if my car is going start. It's been a bit wanky lately."
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A Person Who Is Gay,Homosexual,
Also, Someone who is a master at Wanking
Look At this guy, he is Wanki
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the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a wanker ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (Weekend Wankies) 7 (Weekly Wankies) and 25 (Cant Get a Girlfriend Wankies). Wankies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. NB Please note the health warning on the Wankies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used Wankies before the splooge genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of New Mexico
" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"
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Using a Smartphone or Table to film or take pic's wile masturbating over porn on a Smartwatch.
Hi babe, be home to sex you soon. What... you dirty... ok i'll send you something soon, but 1st let me take a Wankie. #Wankie
a term used by people who try to claim that their dislike of something is justified
Person A: "that is wanky, so therefore i don't like it"
Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"
Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"
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