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White Collar Gambling

The act of buying or selling securities in the hope of making a profit

I just lost $1000 at the track, I think I'll stick to white collar gambling.

by tyson daye February 24, 2018

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white collared slave

A person who is a slave to corporate jobs where you must wear white collars and suites like space monkeys all of you... MONKEYS!!!

i feel like a white collared slave workin for IBM... fuck this *loads gun and shoots self

by asdf December 4, 2002

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white collar wasted

"White collar wasted" is getting wasted after work while still in business casual/formal. The more hours that pass after work, the better.

By 10 pm it becomes apparent to onlookers that you either are too drunk to go home and change, too lazy, or you are a douche. But you don't give a damn. You are white collar wasted.

Be respectful of those around you and loosen that tie.

Office coworker/recent college graduate: "Hey man, what are you doing after you go home from work today."

You: "I'm not going home; I'm getting white collar wasted."

Northwestern Mutual sales douche 1: "My hair is gelled, my face is bronzed up, I got juiced at the gym this morning, I'm wearing a suit, and it's 6 pm at the office on a Friday. What do I do now?"

Identical looking Northwestern Mutual sales douche #2: "Don't you dare loosen that tie. Let's get white collar wasted and hit on college bitches."

by gclax333 October 13, 2012

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White Collar Erotic

When someone is SO hyper elite in business environments and meetings, people of ALL management levels and seniority are intrigued by and want to work with them.

Dan: Man, I love having meetings with Patrick, literally EVERYONE in the meeting listens to him and does exactly what he says. He could get anything he wants done.

BT: Oh ya, Patrick is SO White Collar Erotic.

by Mike109999 August 7, 2022


White Collar Brosef

A close friend to bounce professional ideas & problems off of. They are not your mentors, family members or investors, so this distance allows them to give you sound advice, while keeping a tone of friendship, trust and objectivity.

Dan: Ugh, I just got off an investors call, Chris cited his mentor 3 times.

Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.

Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.

by Mike109999 August 16, 2022


White Collar CockBlock

When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.

Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.

Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.

Dana: Uch, Preach girl.

by Mike109999 August 16, 2022


White Collar Wanker

An absolute specimen who lives and breathes regurgitating corporate jargon and spamming people with ‘inspirational’ LinkedIn posts.

The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his ‘gains’, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree it’s a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people ‘mate’ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.

Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.

I went for an interview the other week and honestly the guy interviewing me was such a white collar wanker.

by Blue_Shoes March 18, 2021