You ain't got to lie to kick it

When one exaggerates the truth or simply tells lies about themselves to be better impress, hang out, or date another person.

Person 1: Deceivingly tells someone else that they have a record deal inorder to impress Person 2.

Person 2: Knows that Person 1 is lying and tells them: You ain't got to lie to kick it with me

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You aint got to lie to kick it

You don't have to lie about something to hang out with me

Joe:I got every pair of Jordan's I just don't wear none I like rocking Shaq's
Bob:You aint got to lie to kick it!

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Love the Way You Lie

A song by Eminem and Rihanna and easily the best music video of the year, by far. It is on Eminem's new album recovery. The video features Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan in an abusive relationship. They are constantly in this battle between loving the person you hate and hating the person you love. The video was done to show how women stay in abusive relationships beause of the perverse attraction to it.

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Guy: Where the hell do you think you're going?
Girl: I know that I should leave you, but I can't because I love the way you lie.
Guy: Damn right, you know I love you baby
Girl: I love you too

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you lie like a dog

it’s a play with words meaning dogs lay on the ground and you’re not telling the truth.

You lie like a dog!

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Why you lie, it's July.

FTC when June ends it hits hard

Krako: Why you lie, It's July.
Kattah: CUZ IT AIN'T JUNE!

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You lie like a cheap thai watch

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.

"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

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Lie until you can't lie anymore

Yeah, you would know a lot about that wouldn't you Meg?

Hym "That's like your catchphrase though, isn't? 'Lie until you can't lie anymore' Right? I'll get you though... I wil get... Your lil ass... Mm... Yep... Yepyepyep...."