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Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.
Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).
the minty burrito is where a girl is chewing peppermint gum and simultaneously giving a guy a blow job. She fits the gum over his dick and finishes him off , creating a cum/gum bubble. She continues to chew the gum.
Dude, I got Tracy to give me a minty burrito yesterday at the party.
Gnarly.
Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.
My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.
The arrangement of burrito ingredients in an orderly fashion, such that entire bites or sections are one ingredient. Can occur radially and axially.
I just got a mouth-full of cilantro because this Moe's burrista doesn't understand he's creating burrito stratification.
The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.
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When you wrap your partner in their bedsheets and then proceed to fuck them.
Her sheets were already messed up so I totally burrito wrapped her.
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this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together properly. the only way to hold it together is to grip the remaining burrito into a fist and shove what you can in your mouth resulting in burrito all over your hand and face.
I wanted to shake the senator's hand, but I had burrito fist and didn't want to fuck up his fancy ring.
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