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All Alfie's are pro mountain bikers.
They shred the gnar every single day. The coolest person in the group, they are probably a spastic and have a screw loose.
thinks he’s untouchable, thinks he’s too hot to handle x
alfie is prestige
Alfie is definitely a man that gives off big dick energy. He is gentle and kind but is a devil under the sheets. If you have an Alfie, keep him.
“Who is he? Do you see that thing poking out his joggers.”
“That’s ALFIE!”
Some brummy who only speaks in quotes or lyrics
"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"
An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it
The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
Friend: that spider is very small
Alfie: yes like my cock
Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up