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1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!
2) the top of a carrot
"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"
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to use a carrot as sum sort of instrutment in the art of rape! usually inserted in the anus and prodded in and out of unconscious men!
(gary asleep on floor unaware that he is about to be carrot raped)
picture the scene 2 rapists enter the room silently carrots in hand with no vaseline!
an unconscious gary lays on the floor passed out from the date rape drug he had been spiked with prior!
boxer shorts are slide to one side, and carrot is fully inserted into the anal passage! it is then prodded in and out vigorously until the rape victim wakes up to find a carrot protruding from his bum hole!
rapist walk of with a sly yet content smirk on there dirty filthy faces!
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A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used to describe someone attractive.
"That snowboarder Shawn White is so cute."
"I know, I really like those carrot juice guys."
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When a guy sticks a dildo up his ass to cum harder.
Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
Harry coated her entire face and chest using the Carrot of Power.
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Carrots that have regressed to infancy.
Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
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A technique used by a girl to tantalise and, ultimately, maintain the attention and interest of her boyfriend. The girl hints that she's always been attracted to other girls and, should the circumstances arise, she'd be open to a threesome.
The term comes from the old trick of a cart driver dangling a carrot on a stick in front of the donkey. As the donkey moves forward to get the carrot, it pulls the cart and driver, so that the carrot always remains out of reach.
Boy #1: My new girlfriend told me she's into other chicks. I could be all up in a menage a trois pretty damn soon!
Boy #2: Dude, don't be fooled. It sounds like she's dangling the threesome carrot.
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An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)
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