chinese shit

A special (you guessed it!) Chinese poison that is administered via injection into your enemy that slows down their heart beat, eventually stopping it, resulting in death within (usually) an hour. The effects can only be postponed through increasing the adrenaline levels. We give this shit to horses, after all.

Chinese shit - "You gotta help me, Doc. I've been poisoned by some kind of Chinese synthetic shit. It feels like I'm slowing down, you know, caught in a tar pit. Also got that blurred vision."

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Chinese blowjob

A normal blowjob but with Asians

"my girlfriend is the best at giving Chinese blowjobs"

"oh,you mean KimLee?"

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nuke the chinese

Slang for microwaving chinese take out food.

Guy 1:Hey man I'm hungry got anything to eat?

Guy 2:Dont worry I'll go nuke the chinese.

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chinese milkshake

a sexual act where you have a girl take a mouthful of chinese food then you jizz in her mouth

that girl is dirty, she let me give her a chinese milkshake last night

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chinese vegetable

Flourescent urine produced after consuming Berocca tablets.

As in, "Berocca wee" - or, "broccoli".

I had a really bad case of chinese vegetable last night

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Chinese Corkscrew

When 3 or more asians put wine bottles in their assholes and open it and drink it through their anuses, and/or out of eachothers anuses.

Man I wish i used red wine during that Chinese Corkscrew last night!

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Chinese Food

Tasty ethnic food from the Asian/China culture.

Kung Pao Chicken is the best, along with egg foo young "when cooked properly"

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