Clock Block

Some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. Clock Blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.

It was 11:14 and we were so close to having class cancelled when Dr. Jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.

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clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

CLOCK MONSTER

An individual who possesses certain attributes that reveal their true gender. Usually used in the lgbtq community to distinguish a biological woman, versus a transgender woman. “Clock Monster” is a derogatory term.

Vanessa is such a clock monster: you see that hard ass jawline and them big feet? Even though she has a wig on, you can definitely tell that’s a man.

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Clock-kun

A nickname for Ouro Kronii given to her by her senpai Mori Calliope, stemming from her lore as the incarnation of time and clockwork motif.

Mori: Sent ya a little Uno invite, slid into your Uno DMs
Gura: Oh my

Kronii: You guys want your own room? You're sounding kinda intimate
Mori: Don't make it weird, Clock-kun

clock-jobber

A person who fixes a clock

Call a Clock-Jobber to fix the clock

dump clock

When you go into a public restroom that people are lining up waiting to use. You have to keep an eye on the dump clock. If someone runs over their allotted time, you bust the door down and scold them about minding the dump clock.

Bill - I have to go take a dump.

Bobby - Keep an eye on the dump clock.

*an hour passes"

Bobby rushes into Bill's stall and busts down the door - "Didn't I tell you to keep an eye on the dump clock?"

beer clock

The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)

Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!