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The best place to get canned coochie in the sea! Get it pickled or deviled, or bvb get a good ol diet cannaed coochie. Now with the release of "Canned coochoe 2" there is now three now flavors! "Stepsister", "Cheatin mama", and "cherry"! (Uncle al yt inc isnt responsible for any injury or sex assault)
"Lets head outta here and go to the crusty cooch for a quick munch. After that let's fuck in the bathrooms." -Natt Peterson
A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.
person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"
person 2: "..."
person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."
An older individual who is dirty in appearance and also an asshole.
"Did you see that old man hit our car with his shopping cart, what a crusty fuck!"
A Crusty couch is a piece of furniture used frequently for masturbation.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.
Xavier: Hey Nathaniel, why don't you make you're self comfortable and have a seat!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!
some 1 with a scabby penis
Some 1 with a unclean tallywhacker
Smelly piece
Was he big, err no he had a crusty piece
When someone brown noses so damn much that a build up of brown crust appears on their nose.
Hey I just invited my boss to lunch!
Sheez man what a crusty noser you are.
The extreme end of a cigarette, usually a gift from a vagrant or otherwise trashy individual. Like a bust down only way smaller. The dregs.
"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?