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The part of Alabama that somehow broke off and joined the Great White North. This state is just like Alabama except there are no blacks or Mexicans. There are also no gays since North Dakota has the death penalty for fucking each other in the ass.
How come the Census Bureau named North Dakota the best state to get a job? Because everyone in North Dakota actually works for a living instead of leeching off Social Security, welfare, and entitlement benefits.
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Only state in the Union that does not exist.
If you really want to go there, the only way is through Area 51 where they have a machine that freezes you to absolute zero and transports you instantaneously to North Dakota (a.k.a. the only state in the Union that does not exist).
What do superman and North Dakota have in common?
They don't exist!!!
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the most amazing bestfrand anyone could have .. he saves me .. helps me .. encourages me .. gives me someone to go to .. he is simply ahmaze. he makes me laugh more than anyother person .. theres nothing in the world that we could find weird to talk about ..
he's WAYYY fuckin xooler than me ..
thats fuh-sho.
i know more about this boy than almost anyone .. (that i know of) .. and i know for sure .. that this boy knows more about me .. than my family does ..
hes too ahmaze to put into words.
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
theres THE definition of him. its true. it should be in the fuh-real dictionary.
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j: youhr WAY xooler than me.
d: as if!
j: i PROMISE! its in the DICTIONARY!
d: NO!
j: its OBVIOUS YOUHR XOOLER. youhr a dakota p. !
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Geography-wise, the worst state in the union. Gives Kansas a run for its money in flatness, and has the added bonus of the coldest winters on the continent. Not too many hicks, but the majority of people who live here are white and old--young people tend to move away as soon as they graduate. The only source of civilization, Fargo, is basically an extension of Minnesota. All in all a waste of land and should probably be sold to Canada or something.
North Dakota? Is that even a state?
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Misconstrude as a "hick" state where they dont have cars or shit and ride horses all day, milking cows and shit. It's cold most of the year and America's outlet for Meth. Also, number 2 in binge drinking.
a.k.a. The Nodak, or the Dak
North Dakota, the Nodak, the Dak
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Dakota is a unusual kind of guy. They are known for being a overweight, shaggy headed, and has a big heart for girls but they just don’t seem to like him back!!!! Dakota Groves usually like using their fingers during masturbation. It’s a little weird but that a Dakota Groves
I’m not sure I want to be a Dakota Groves.
Kaylee and Dakota are amazing people to be around so find friends like them, they are a awesome couple so be carful not to make them break up because then your life won’t be the same.
Person 1: who are they
Person 2: Kaylee and Dakota
Person 1: awe they are an amazing couple