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ball duty

having to hold up a man's balls while he poops or any other circumstance

Jerry: Man I got stuck on ball duty with dad last night.
Tim: Wow that really sucks.
Jerry: Yeah but at least I didn't have to wipe him this time.

by LalebCong March 11, 2016

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Call of Duty

A FPS series that went downhill after bo2. Up till Modern Warfare 2019 they had scummy supply drops where there's a 0.0001% you get an op gun while the rest of the stuff is junk. The game series is the same shit every year and I don't get why people get hyped for them.

person 1: Hey bro you existed for the new Call of Duty?
Person 2: No. Why should I?
Person 1: Because it's gonna have new maps and a M16A1 instead of a M16.

by xdgamerman420 September 21, 2020

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Fidouchiary Duty

The act of being a douche bag for only reasons a douche bag would understand.

When Douche Bags keep it real and uphold their duty to doucheyness

a) "What was up with Tom popping bottles at that open bar event?"
b) "Yes as a douche bag, he was upholding his Fidouchiary Duty."
a) "Well played douche bag, well played..."

Another example:
Putting on jewelry, shiny print clothing, and extra cologne when going to the gym.

by DMoSlice January 30, 2012

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dome Duty

A person (usually a female) who is put to a certain task of giving oral sex to men who are in desperate need of a bust

β€œHey Alec, which bitch is on dome duty tonight I’m a little horny”

by Bigballs42 September 2, 2022

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


call of duty

Mostly called COD. The game series which used to be good before black ops II was released.

The game used to be realistic before they added the zombie mode which was good but then the developers started to fill the games with bullshit, (especially in black ops II) which made no sense.

It became full of unrealistic futuristic shit, campers, try hards, bummer boys, screaming 10 year old kids, n00bs, trickshotters, overpowered guns and the developers have also ran out of ideas so they copy from better games such as battlefield and halo.

There are also thousands of people who are call of duty n00bs and don't think about anything apart from call of duty which makes the game also turn people into total ass wipes.

the last call of duty I played was MW3 and after that was when COD started becoming a pile of shit.

by Prostate Exam August 15, 2014

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


call of duty

A WWII based game. A must play game in single and multiplayer. Lots of action and intensity. Worth the money BUT:

1. A bit short, but very scripted.
2. People who play it online do nothing but bitch about players, maps and weapons.
3. Stay clear of the console ones and the PC expansion unless you REALLY want to play them.

Two years later, and Call of Duty is still the mainstay of out LANs!

by PeaTearGriffin April 26, 2005

33πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Call of Duty

This is a nickname for marijuana. A good strand, such as kush or purp, is called call of duty for "xbox"

"Got any of that call of duty?
or
"I was playing that call of duty for xbox last night, it was tha shit"

by Conversano January 26, 2008

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