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Small amounts of money that can be wasted on items that a superior being might shun
Girl;'how much are those gold hoop earrings'
Market Stall Owner 'they are three of your earth pounds'
The retributive condition against the human species driven by unrelenting, systematic global pollution and generalized planet abuse.
What about this climate change, pandemic disease, horrible hurricanes, floods and wild fires?
No doubt about it; it's the Earth's revenge
When a man sticks his penis into a earthy hole and has sexual intercourse with the earth, and gives it a full creampie
That man , just went over there into to that moist muddy dirt pile made a tiny hole with his fingers. Whipped out his dick and started fucking the dirt pile. Yeah he is earth fucking
well he does earth smoke, and earth cunnilingus on sappy tree holes.
A maneuver in which you ejaculate on the anus for lubrication, forcefully penetrate, and then await your penis to go flaccid until it is gently and sensually pooped out.
The Tinder girl wasn't on birth control, so I decided to practice safe sex and finish with the earth worm.
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When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers
Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.
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Possibly one of the worst movies ever made. In the movie, Earth's military forces get run over by Psychlos (guys who look like the Klingon variant of Jamaican people) and the Earth gets taken over. 200 years later, some guy named Jonnie 'Goodboy' Tyler gets captured by the Psychlos, who are SO stupid that they teach him how to read, write, and fly transport vehicles, so using his brilliant intellect, Jonnie goes to Fort Knox to get gold for the Psychlos, then goes to Fort Knox, where he gets fighter jets (that are still working after 200 years) and gets a guy to transport himself to the Psychlo home planet, where said guy nukes everything with ONE bomb. Killed John Travolta's acting career.
Terl (played by John Travolta): "It's all about leverage!"
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