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A biscuit box that is filled with your mom or your grandma's sewing kit. Strangely everybody can relate to this.
"Dude I was looking for something to munch on and I found a biscuit box. Turns out it was a biscuit sewing kit and now my stomach is grumbling."
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Good looking and well heeled lady.
Fit bit of kit Marilyn Munroe Meagan Fox Jessica Beil Mila Kunis Mia Farrow
one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;
the very person who is so totally douched up
Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.
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A grown man wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.
Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.
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When you have been sitting down for a prolonged period of time, so the base of one's arse cheeks become flat, so it resembles an upturned Kit kat
"I've been sitting here for seven fucking hours man"
"I bet you have a right Kit Kat arse!"
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Lip Kit by Kylie is an expensive piece of shit. It includes a lip pencil and a matte finish goo. Each shade she creates is named by some of her sentimental stuff (like her sister and grandmother). Kylie Jenner launched this lip kit in 2015 inspired by her lip enhancers.
Some wannabe bitches also buy these to be noticed by Kylie.
" I'm wearing Lip Kit by Kylie right now, you know that?"
"You're wearing 29 dollars on your lips, you know that?"
Kit Kat fingers are when a person places any two fingers together and inserts them into another humans anal cavity. (usually a gay male activity). Once the fingers have been removed any remnants of shit are acknowledged by each party and swiftly licked clean. This act can be incorporated with the Dirty Sanchez and Portugese Breakfast.
Last night my boyfriend got kit kat fingers before we made love and i ended up with a dirty sanchez.
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