Art Major

It is the most prestigious and wonderful and intelligent and interesting group on Flickr, of which you are most likely not a part of.

To be Art Major is to be really pretentious. To write super long comments. To put poetry and lyrics in your photo descriptions. To post snapshots and act like they're the Mona Lisa. To become outraged when you receive critical comments. To take forty pictures of a wall and claim it represents the prolific banality in the world of commercial art. To pretend to know what you are talking about and when you critique photos the critique must be scathing. SCATHING, making the poster cry.

So, to be Art Major is to be blatantly pretentious, and not give a damn.

"Nothing is more Art Major. Nor more cathartic than drunken combat. So run up a tab, transform into an emotional wreck, then blame someone else for your problems and crack a pool stick over their head."-Jackson

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major look

kid slang term used in the eastern United States when you make someone look at something that does not really exist. It is commonly mistaken for "made you look" which doesn't mean anything...

Look there's a shooting star!
where?
MAJOR LOOK

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football major

A degree that a lot of football players major that is a easy, in order to focus on their real reason for going to college, football.

You seriously majoring in sociology? Tha'ts a football major!

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Major Cappage

When a dude is talkin so major cap 🧢 and

You just wanna eat their booty cheeks to get them to tell the truth instead of actin like sum bitches like fucken behead their asses and fuck the open throat hole

Fuck a bitch, I’m hearin sum major cappage

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Major ocky

1. adj. Describing a person, place, thing, or idea that is extremely weird, uncool, fake, or out of the norm.

2. adj. Describing an object that is obviously counterfeit or fake.

Origin
Ocky is slang, commonly used in Philly, that is usually used in a derogatory way to describe a person or or an item that is weird or fake. Adding major to the front of ocky emphasizes the extreme conditions of counterfeit-ness or weird-ness.

1. Sydney: “That guy over there asked me for toe pics. He’s major ocky.”

2. Sydney: “Did you see those fake J’s? Them shits are major ocky.”

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G Major

A video meme trend where the audio of a video is pitch corrected 6 times to make it sound scary, and usually has the colors inverted on the video part.

I put all of these videos in G Major.

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major asshole

anyone who uses nefarious means to interfere or prevent the contentment, peace of mind, and overall well-being of others

Major assholes are experts at maintaining open lines of communication with their targets’ allies and typically resort to using this association to disseminate slanderous crap and propagate outlandish rumors. Telecommunications technologies (e.g., text messaging, IM, email, etc.) are tools of the major asshole’s trade, and social networking sites and tavern bathrooms are typical venues.

Major assholes usually suffer from delusions of persecution, which cause them to believe that their victims have crossed them, or that victims are in some way responsible for the way their own pathetic lives have turned out.

Most major assholes have not finished college; do not have meaningful relationships; and have very short attention spans, making it very hard to do things like read books.

Man, Jason is going around telling everyone that I get fucked up on drugs, and then proceed to download inappropriate material from the Internet. He is a major asshole.

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