1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.
2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole
1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck
2)Stop being such dick sneeze
when a part of someone's body is covered by a large number of small moles or freckles, looking the same way as it does when you sneeze with a mouthful of brownies
Someone brownie sneezed multiple times on Jason Segel's body.
The act of unclogging one's nostril by plugging the opposite nostril and blowing with reckless abandon, so as to expel a large amount of snot or other matter with little concern for where it lands.
I didn't have a tissue so I decided a trucker's sneeze was in order. I'm breathing a lot better now, but I definitely got a dirty look from the old lady that was feeding the ducks.
Like constipated. But a sneeze.
You know those times when you really really have to sneeze but it just won't work?
Yeah?
That's when you're sneeze-tipated.
A phrase meaning to have a silent but powerful sneeze usually containing chunks of hard snot that resemble braille
Yesterday in class I sneezed in Braille
I’m going to sneeze in Braille
I sneezed in Braille yesterday and got a bloody nose
When you sneeze into someone's balls.
Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job
The violent unexpected expunging of a man's loins
Mark see's Steve's glistening glory in the post-match showers causing an immediate and embarassing love sneeze