Dick Sneeze

1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.

2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole

1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck

2)Stop being such dick sneeze

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brownie sneeze

when a part of someone's body is covered by a large number of small moles or freckles, looking the same way as it does when you sneeze with a mouthful of brownies

Someone brownie sneezed multiple times on Jason Segel's body.

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Sneeze-tipated

Like constipated. But a sneeze.

You know those times when you really really have to sneeze but it just won't work?
Yeah?
That's when you're sneeze-tipated.

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trucker's sneeze

The act of unclogging one's nostril by plugging the opposite nostril and blowing with reckless abandon, so as to expel a large amount of snot or other matter with little concern for where it lands.

I didn't have a tissue so I decided a trucker's sneeze was in order. I'm breathing a lot better now, but I definitely got a dirty look from the old lady that was feeding the ducks.

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Sneeze in Braille

A phrase meaning to have a silent but powerful sneeze usually containing chunks of hard snot that resemble braille

Yesterday in class I sneezed in Braille
I’m going to sneeze in Braille

I sneezed in Braille yesterday and got a bloody nose

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sneeze job

When you sneeze into someone's balls.

Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job

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love sneeze

The violent unexpected expunging of a man's loins

Mark see's Steve's glistening glory in the post-match showers causing an immediate and embarassing love sneeze

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