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A penguin ninja looks cute and cuddley but they can kick your butt from here to New Orleans. Especially if you piss them off. Pet them and they'll squeel 'cause their scared and will run off. Then they'll come back with about 6 other penguin ninjas and kick your butt.
Whoa man! Where'd you get that black eye?
Penguin ninjas kicked my butt!
Seriously?
Yep I stopped to pet one and it squeeled and ran off. Then it came back and him and his 6 other buddys kicked my butt.
Ouch.
Ja. Darn Penguin Ninjas!!!!!!!
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An NHL franchise whose had its ups and downs. They go from good to bad, and then to good again. I think the reason for that is because from 2001-02 to 2005-06 the team had mainly rookies, and the only experience came from Mario Lemieux. Now they're good again, but to be honest, some of the fans are only fans because they're good, or in other words, bandwagonners. Admittedly i'm a Pens fan, but i'm not a bandwagonner. i became a fan when i was 5 years old, back in 2002-03. Now the Pens have guys like Sydney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, and Pascal Dupuis, just to name a few players. They're now playoff regulars because of the new star power.
Person 1: "Did you see the Pittsburgh Penguins game last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah i did. Sydney Crosby scored 2 goals and Marc-Andre Fleury recorded a shutout. It was great."
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The act of all of the stoners huddling together to keep warm during the winter while they smoke outside the school yard.
Look at all of the Stoner Penguins!
The March of the Stoner Penguins.
When one dances like a penguin, taking short steps whith knees together. Best practiced with arms at sides and hands stretched outwards for maximum effect. Ultrapractical when you are having a bad day because you are automatically guaranteed to start laughing and have a fantastical rest of the day.
Ex: I was having an awful day, then I penguin danced; now I'm having a wonderfully smiley, fantastically beautiful day again.
A 'Penguin Mate' is a term used to describe someone who you plan to spend the rest of your life with. Penguins mate for life, and once they find the right partner they never leave them.
Eshara: William, you are my Penguin Mate.
William: What does that mean?
Eshara: It's what you call your soulmate, because penguins mate for life.
A sexual move where either party defecates upon the other party's chest or stomach, then, with a running start, slides across that person's torso as a penguin would over ice.
I heard she got the dirt penguin last night. Her tits and face were covered in shit.
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A dinner jacket or tuxedo.
Because the wearer looks like a penguin in it. Simples.
I need to hire a penguin suit for the wedding.
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